We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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