My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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