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i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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