For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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