i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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