How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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