Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
is that a dick in a sweater?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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