his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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