I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize