ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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