let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She bit a glass in half.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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