Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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