I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He is an equal opportunity slut.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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