nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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