How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
