I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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