omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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