At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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