I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize