jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
