Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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