READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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