We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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