I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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