she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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