my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys