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D3 body, D1 cock

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(440): D3 body, D1 cock http://tfl.nu/qla4

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If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes

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(614): If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes http://tfl.nu/ijgu

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I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

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(714): I need hand sanitizer and jesus. http://tfl.nu/r3xx

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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us

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You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.

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(630): At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us (847): You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high. http://tfl.nu/59an

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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...

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...i wondered where i left that...

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(732): please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong... (1-732): ...i wondered where i left that... http://tfl.nu/q7mv

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

next time we drink: battle shots.

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battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.

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(403): next time we drink: battle shots. (1-403): battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out. http://tfl.nu/hwdw

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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.

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(570): Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone. http://tfl.nu/7xsv

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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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(571): Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night. (571): just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom http://tfl.nu/0d08

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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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(864): Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June http://tfl.nu/abqo

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(586): View more from Michigan

Turn on the Discovery Channel

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Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting

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(586): Turn on the Discovery Channel (586): Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting http://tfl.nu/ex8r

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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.

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(570): i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0. http://tfl.nu/r5hx

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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now

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(425): I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now http://tfl.nu/j4rg

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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum

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(989): Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum http://tfl.nu/sqi2

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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.

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(609): I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me. http://tfl.nu/juje

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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink

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(315): so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink http://tfl.nu/z7su

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