their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
