Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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