I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Send help, water and tortillas.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's shark week go big or go home
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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