Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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