woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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