i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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