Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
