Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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