I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think people are normalizing furries
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