I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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