how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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