Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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