Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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