super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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