hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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