BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
handjob tips. give me some.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
is it fun? or sober?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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