Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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