Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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