We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Vodka?
Forever.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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