Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
MIDGETS
????
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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