Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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