They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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