8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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