Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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