she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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