..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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