butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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