Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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