Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I need you to use more vowels.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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