just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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